Every house has what I like to call a Billmaster. The Billmaster isusually the person who ends up having to put their name on the cableand electric accounts. Because of this, this person has the unfortunateresponsibility to make sure the house's bills are payed on time. Myroommate Ben, the Internet's Biggest Sensation, is the Billmaster of our house.

Youknow the stupid line on the check where you're supposed to write whatthe check is for? Yeah, I don't do that. Instead I play a game. I writedown the first thing that pops into my fucked up head. And that's howyou get this:

FYI: I don't live at that address anymore so stalkers/rapists email me and I'll give you my new one.



Pasta-Mobile / Grease Inserts
(no clue)



MAD VID GAMES



Debauchery



My Stories



Christmas "Presents"



Mark's Old Fish



The "Stuff" (Imagine having to cash this thing)



Peep Show



Cable Guy DVD



N*SYNC Tickets



Finally, Ben saw me writing the check and specifically asked that I put nothing there.