My open letter to Wild Turkey 101 proof

Wild Turkey,

How many things have I punched under your influence?  People, doors, ceilings, walls, a mirror that one time.  How many people have I sloppily made out with in public?  Lets not get into specifics.
Just think how many friends I’ve made with your help.  The friends at the bar.  The friends at the Hockey House.  The friends in the bathroom on the third floor where you and ambition leave me in the middle of the night.  So many good times (that facebook tells me about).
So many memories I could have.  But you are a double edged blade, and violence is in your nature.  I’ve accepted that, because I love you, my dear sweet king of whiskeys.  To die under your charge would be an honor.

Yours truly,
Kessler