The 2009 NHL Entry Draft had a little bit of everything – mystery, big trades, and of course hot Hockey Moms. We'v looked at the worst hockey teams in the league at the entry draft and have provided the grades of moms of the players they drafted.



 New Hockey Moms vie to one day be like the "Great One", Christie Brinkley who last year scored with 79 college guys and all New York Islanders Right wingers.

New York Islanders

 It was a bit of a surprise that the New York Islanders drafted John Tavares' mom Barb first overall considering the great talent in this draft, she's an older prospect at 46 years of age and didn't wow scouts during the mom combine but she had the largest breasts in all the draft but some scouts wonder about her boob to fat ratio. Obviously the team was looking for something different considering it's top team mom, Christie Brinkley is still tops in the league and this pick appeals to the fat mom fetish crowd. General manager Garth Snow is infamous for going off the board and that's exactly what he did in drafting Mrs. De Haan 16th overall. Scouts had her projected as a second round milf with great eye handjob coordination potential. She has the right build to be a real hot mom, but she's a bit of a project and is going to require a beauty makeover.

 Grade: 5 + 7 = 11

 Tampa Bay Lightning

 Tbay made news by drafting hot swedish mother Mrs. Hedman second overall, and unlike the conservative pick by the Islanders, the Lightning went with pure flash. Hedman has the body of a college girl but with all the experience of the real housewives of New York which makes her just that more hot. She isn't in the same Stanley cup range as Tavares but her smooth skin and classic scandenavian looks will do this team great and surely provide a boost to ticket revnues. Mrs. Ashton was selected 29th overall, and while little is known about this hot hockey mother of 4, one thing can be certain, she was aptly named as one scout put it, Her Ash is so big it must weigh a ton. She's got a lot of junk in the trunk which could provide problems for the small market Florida team who don't have the cap flexibility to handle all that ass.

 Grade: 9 + 6 = 15


 Toronto Maple Leafs

 The Leafs made one draft pick during the first round and were obviously influenced by the "Slumdog Millionaire" factor as they went with miss Abdula Kadri. Kadri isn't as skillful as some of the other mom, though she has a strong wrist and is expected to be able to turn that into something beneficial for the team by next season. What she lacks in skill and classic good looks (she only moved to Canada 20 years ago) she makes up with her delicious ethnic cooking techniques. There are a lot of question marks regarding this pick as scouts had a hard time tracking her stats what with her penchant for wearing bagging religious clothing but one scout believes she's a legitamate 40-20-30.

 
Grade: 7