kleenex, good til the last drop
Durex. Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you dont.
Monistat. An army of one.
O.B. The quicker picker upper.
Charmin. See what brown can do for you.
Nipples. Strong enough for men, made for women.
AK-47s. another shrimp on the barbie.
Trojan vibrating ring. You got thirty minutes
Sweet Annie Vinegar Douche. Puts the freshness back
Antibiotics. They’re grrrreat!
Trojan Spermicidal lube. Taste the rainbow.
Leisure World. Gotta have my pops!
Tampax. Betcha cant eat just one
IHOP. Just do it.
smegma: behold, the power of cheese.
Trojans. Kid tested. Mother approved.
Viagra: where’s the beef?
Job Interview Dos and Don'ts
The 8 Kinds of Christmas Cards
10 Ways to Make the Internet Better
The 8 Relatives You'll Talk to at Thanksgiving
The Internet Justice League
Amazing Dad Magic
Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
