The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules – If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free Big Shocker. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CHStupidQuestions @ Gmail.com.

A) Virginia Tech, Blacksburg, VA
Submitted by JD

The professor has a very thick accent and raspy voice. 

Professor: I was one year old when I had surgery, and that made my voice like this.
Future Trophy Wife: So, like, before then you spoke perfect English?
Professor: Yes! Until I was one, I spoke perfect English, then I got accent!

B) Belmont University, Nashville, TN
Submitted by Ryan

Professor: A theoretical is a question like, "Knowing the future what would you change about the past?"
The Mind: Or like, knowing the past what would you change about the future?
Professor: No, that is just called living.


C) Los Angeles Valley College, Valley Glen, CA
Submitted by Sam

Professor: Who can tell me what the worst part of being a slave was?
The Enlightened One: Being Black?
Professor: Smacks kid with a newspaper

D) Penn State, University Park, PA
Submitted by William

In Vietnam War History Class, The professor is giving details of a map test of Vietnam
Professor:  There will be 33 identifications, 3 points a piece. Spelling counts.
The Brain: Will there be a word bank?
Professor: If spelling counts, why would there be a word bank?
The Brain: …

E) The Citadel, Charleston, SC
Submitted by Brandon

In nutrition class at The Citadel.

Professor:  Americans aren't eating enough fish, we need to eat more fish.
Genius: Does that include tuna?
Professor: Sighs

Whoever sent in the stupidest question, as determined by you, wins a Big Shocker! And for any of you interested in winning one of your own, send us the stupidest question you've heard in class to CHStupidQuestions @ Gmail.com and remember to include your school or we won't be able to use it.