Last time out, I found similarities between the perfect girl and the perfect public bathroom. Now I realize that was a gross and juvenile comparison. Here is a much more appropriate, less disgusting comparison, the perfect girl vs. the perfect car. Both should have:

• Frequent waxings
• Low mileage
• Great headlights
• Clean, pleasant-smelling interiors
• Low maintenance needs
• High trade-in value
• Low emissions
• Wide rims, clean tailpipes
• Room to comfortably fit five
• Great performance when wet