His wife:  Honey, can we talk for a minute?  I think we need to fix these communication issues we’ve been having.

Real McCoy guy:  Some of the sun shines Saturdays, you better watch out girl, cuz I'm on my way, to put a piece of my love inside your heart, in other words, I'm looking for a real love.

His wife:  That…that doesn’t make any sense.

Real McCoy guy:  Here I go again, here I go again, tell me what you need, tell me what you want, tell it to my heart girl,  I swear I'll be a good man, and gonna do the best I can.

His wife:  This creepy monotone has really got to stop.  It’s scaring our children.

Real McCoy guy:  So baby, I talk talk, I talk to you, in the night in your dream, of love so true. I talk talk, I talk to you, in the night in your dream, of love so true.

His wife:  Alright, so talk.  How do you think our relationship is going?

Real McCoy guy: Just another night, is all that it takes, to understand, the difference between lovers and fakes.

His wife:  What?  What does that even—

Real McCoy guy:  Come and get your love, come and get your love, come and get your love now.  Come and get your love, come and get your love, come and get your love.

His wife:  Not now, Roy, I’m trying to have a serious conversation with you.

Real McCoy guy:  How am I gonna get it baby gonna get my loving? Talk to me tell me how I'm gonna get it. I'm ready for you baby, ready for your loving.  Don't make me wait cuz I really need to get it

His wife:  There will be no LOVING, ROY!  Jesus, are you even listening to me?

Real McCoy guy: Whutcha waiting for cuz I'm ready for your loving, come on take it come on get it if you want it.

His wife:  Roy, I am SERIOUS.  We need to deal with this problem.

Real McCoy guy:  What's the matter, what's the problem, get together and we're easy gonna solve it.

His wife:  Finally!  I’m so glad you’re FINALLY listening to what I—

Real McCoy guy:  COME AND GET YOUR LOVE COME AND GET YOUR LOVE COME AND GET YOUR LOVE COME AND GET YOUR—

His wife:  I want a divorce.