- This video of a guy setting a record for 90 degree pushups is really depressing. Yesterday I ran two blocks to catch a subway and I almost threw up.
- These X-Rays are pretty intense. Nails in peoples heads, a light bulb in a butt, bones made out of PVC pipes? Look at all the magical things you can find inside people!
- What's worse than getting deferred from a school you applied early to? Getting an accidental e-mail congratulating you on being "accepted." In your face!
- Why would you snap a mouse trap on your nipple? I don't know why but this kid makes me angry. So, if anyone can find him, tell him I wanna fight him. Me and my friends vs him and his friends. Let's go.
- The winner of the fight mentioned above gets to fight these people who maintain that the world is flat.
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It was all fun and games until he started murdering turtles.
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