you've met a KEEPER chick?
She tells you when SHE let one fly 'neath the sheets,
and likewise Calls You OUT when you try to "queefe" one out post-coitus at 4:52 A.M.
You pussy! I know you and where you live! She showed me!
(And I know the aroma You chick-queef-sniffer you!)
You disgust me!
How do you know...

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