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We Need Illustrators!



We are searching for freelance illustrators. Here are the requirements:
  • Freehand skills
  • Photoshop skills
  • Lightning speed
  • Chillness
If you think you have what we’re looking for, send an email with some information about yourself and some sample illustrations to Chillustrator@gmail.com

If you’re right for the job, not only will you be joining the fight against boring, text-based articles, but you will get paid. Money. And your dad said majoring in art was a deadend… Prove him wrong! Email now!


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Hail "Thatan"

To My Dear Roommate: I'm sorry if I made you fear for your life. I'm not a Satanist. I just wanted you to GTFO for a few days so I could move out in peace. Since you (among all your other "charming" qualities) always taunted me mercilessly about my speech impediment and I know you love doing your Helen Keller impressions for the hearing-impaired girl across the... Read More » hall, I just didn't want you bullying my deaf father while he helped me move my fridge out from underneath your garbage. I probably went to far with the altar and the upside-down cross, but I didn't see your ugly mug again until I was comfortably situated in my new room. Admittedly, I felt a little guilty when you handed me a "Have You Let Christ into Your Heart?" pamphlet a week later. Thorry about that, thister.