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Discomfort caused by divorced Uncle Ned
Number of heterosexual single guy friends from back in grade school that still talk to her a lot
Masturbation
The chances of being a seventy-nine year old oil baron with emphysema
Amount of time you hang out with friends
Number of hours awake in bed waiting for her to come home from "girl's night out" or at the very least TEXT you
How cool your girlfriend is

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The 5 People You Meet In College (if they were comedians)
Your Stupid, Your Wrong, and Your an Idiot
Choosing the Right Pair of Sunglasses for Your Level of Cool
The Loser's Guide to Looking Like You're Having Fun at Concerts
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The Troll
Humor Us
TLDNR
Regret Everything
The Graphic Truth
CollegeHumor Interview
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