You knwo what i hate alot~?
an articel by karl junior steinberg
you kno waht i hate alot?ill make a list so peeple can undersatnd me better becaus thats what peopl like to do with lists to understna.
for exmaple, i hate wachtes.
1) cheese wyh do people like this? it usully doesnt taste good. somtimes it does but that usualy doesnt happn. tho my cat The Great cAtsby loves chees a but he eats anything one time he ate a bird the, whole thing~ unbeliabvle.
2 athing that doesnt have to do with cats becaus i love cats, espeiclly my two cats, the Great CAtsby and jewlry. for exmple, i dont like dogs. or chese.
3 the day my cat jewelry almost deid but then she dindt because i taxidermiered her so know she sleeps with me witout movin~ unlike catsby, she just cant sti still~ unless shes fat~
$) my dad jujst kiddin~ i didnt evn kno em~ until i saw him in a dearm so i think he mite be that guy from match gam
6. stupid qoutes peeple say the smae things ovr and over and it dosnt mean anything~ come on, i cuold go on and on about it cause i love complaninn ~ put that on a bumpr car~
jknasjklnjknasdfjknjklkjlbhjasd7) when yr cat steps on ur computr, bad Catsby~
i also dont like violent moveis that muc h. did you see that movie about the family yellin a lot? family stones. I wantd to cry but i havnt cried since my wife left me.
but i do luv dancin~ its true. this one time ithrew a dance in my livin room. the Great Cabtsy barely movd a bit but you shulda seen jewlry move ive nver seen a cat lik that~ i taught jewlry the maca Rena and the song where the man tells u to sldie all ovr to the rihgt and tot ake it back yal. we laughd.
did u watch tv? my favrite show this yaer was extra extar~ becuaze you get to kno so much about peopl that you dont know very well, for instanc, did u know the girl from UPN with the twins sister might have ben a man at one piont? jsut like Jewlry~ i also lov the show lost becuse evryones face is so close to the camra it feels lik they ar in your livin room for dinnr but i cant share my browni not, even with you smoky monstr~
the show i relly hated was that one with the robts that turnd into cars~
i love moisturiser
ok times almost up at the pulbic librery but ill com back nxet time with more things i hate or dont hate becusa peopl care what i thnki and lauhg from it on collage humr~
also hav u heard of youtubes? so funn```` i dont hate taht~~``

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