Angel: But, my Lord
She's so busy with her husband and four kids!
God: Then we must inspire her. She'll need to experience something tragic to see the preciousness of life.
Angel: nodding She needs to be aware that it can end at any moment.
God: Let's have her witness a motorcycle accident. Have the guy get hit by a semi or something.
Angel: His sacrifice will be for the greater good.
God: Right, the GED.
Angel: This could be what brings her family from lower to working class! But what if the one accident isn't enough?
God: We'll just keep slaughtering motorcyclists, eventually it'll dawn on her.
Angel: It's a good thing we have so many ancillary characters to kill in order to drop Karen little clues on how to live her significantly more important life.
God: Everything that has ever happened to anyone was just to get a reaction out of her.
Angel: Her existence is so important that everything must be justified.
God: All hail Karen, Queen of the Universe.
Everything Happens For a Reason
God: Karen Eckles MUST return to night school and get her GED!

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