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The More You Hookup

Chance your name is Chastity, Temptress, or Skyy
Camp girlfriends you swear you’ve had
Probability the door to your room revolves
Desire to hook up more
Probability it’s not just an ingrown hair
The more of an AWESOME PIMP (male) or ANNOYING SLUT (female) you are
Odds you’re reading this column
Strength of your immune system

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