Mike: God, hurry up man! If you're not here soon we're gonnastart Nazi zombies without you!

 

God: Chill out dude I'm here I was just talking on the phonewith someone

 

Steve: Who were you talking to?

 

God: My friend Abraham you know him right?

 

Mike: Oh yeah of course you were.

 

God…Wait a second what's that supposed to mean?

 

Steve: Come on God, you mean you really don't know?

 

God: Know what? What's wrong with Abraham?

 

Mike: The guy's a total suck up!

 

God: What? No he's not, he's totally cool.

 

Steve: No Mike's right God, Abraham hangs off your ballsman.

 

God: Well what makesyou think that?

 

Mike: He's always praying to you, asking you what you wanthim to do and the guy does everything you tell him to and he's never even methim in person.

 

Steve: Yeah God, Abraham would probably kill his own son ifyou told him to

 

God: What?! I know he does some things I ask him to but he definitelywouldn't do something like kill his son.

 

Mike: God, I'll bet you 20 bucks that if you tell Abraham tokill his son, he does do it.

 

God: Seriously? Alright fine I'll call him right now andtell him to do it.

 

God calls Abraham

 

God: Hey Abraham it's God… no this isn't about your requestfor more food to feed all those starving children, I'll get to that later, Ineed you to do something for me. I needyou to kill your own son for me. Crazyright? Uh Hello Abraham? Abraham…uh oh.

 

Mike: Oh shit is hegonna do it?

 

Steve: He's gonna do it isn't he?

 

God: He just said "Okay" and hung up; I don't know what he'sdoing.

 

Steve: Quick turn on the T.V and put on the earth channel!

 

Mike: Look there's Abraham. He's taking his son up a mountain and he's got a knife he's totallygonna kill his own son!

 

Steve: No way, dude No fucking way!

 

God: No he must be doing something else

 

Mike: Look he's raising the knife he's about to kill him.

 

Steve: Do you believe us now God?

 

God: Crap I gotta call him and stop him from doing this.

 

God calls Abrahamagain

 

Abraham! What the fuck are you doing? Were you seriouslygonna kill your own son just cause I told you to? Why would you do that? We'venever even met before. Well I hope you'rehappy you just cost me 20 bucks.

 

Steve: God tell him to kill a goat or something instead

 

Mike grabs God's phone

Mike: I command you to kill a goat

 

God: Dude what are you doing, he's not gonna do it now after…

 

Steve: HE JUST KILLED A FUCKING GOAT!

 

God: Oh Jesus Christ!

 

Mike: Who?

 

God: I'll tell you about that later.