Famous Quotes, Altered by Microsoft Word's Synonym Helper

Anyone who has ever written a paper with the aide of a computer has used one tool to accentuate, emphasize, stress, heighten, underline, and even enhance their writing technique.Right click (sorry macs) + synonyms.

As inspired by Joey, from Friends, here are some examples of how this beautiful, stunning, and striking helper could have influenced our nation’s most famous quotes.

Abraham Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address

Four score as well as seven existences previously, our dads transported forth on this continent a novel nation, conjured up in autonomy and devoted to the scheme that all chaps are fashioned equivalent.

Martin Luther King, Jr.’s “I have a dream” speech

I have an air castle that one diurnal course, this homeland will mutiny and subsist out the accurate connotation of its dogma: “We grip these certainties to be patently obvious: that all chaps are twisted identical.”

William Prescott at the Battle of Bunker Hill

Don’t spurt in anticipation of you glimpsing the whites of their oculars.

Pledge of Allegiance

I vow adherence to the Pennant of the United States of America, and to the Body Politic for which it situates: one Realm subordinate to Supernatural Being, indissoluble, by means of Emancipation and Evenhandedness for all.