Craig: Pretty sweet. Took a chick home with me. We were up all night too, if ya know what I mean.
Craig: Exactly. She had the most fascinating personality.
Joe: Did she have a nice set?
Craig: They were perfect. I could get lost in those eyes for hours.
Joe: Sounds like everything went smoothly.
Craig: Well, not exactly. She wouldn't give it up.
Joe: Ugh, prudes
Craig: I mean, is it really that hard to say "I love you?"
Joe: Girls HATE commitment.
Craig: I dunno, maybe we just don't click
Joe: Yeah, sometimes you're better off just being friends. You wouldn't want to ruin what you have.
Joe: So did you f*ck her?
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