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Bacon Poetry


A Lovers Remorse

The gentle strips,
I feel with glee.
Dripping wet, 
held close to me.
I wish to tell you,
of my love.
Damnit I ate you

A Bacon Haiku

Very crispy crunch.
Lovely flavour with in you.
Damnit I ate you.

A Loving Aroma 

I catch your aroma.
It draws me nearer.
Damnit I ate you.

You Move Me

I love the way you,
Damnit I ate you.



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Droid X is invincible

my dad gave me a free phone and got himself a droid. Every few days he gets mad and throws it because it take more than one button to make a phone call. Ive seen it hit the walls, concrete, etc. Girls in school have iPhones that dont last 1 day. They fall off a desk and explode. My dad tries to break his droid and it doesnt even get scratched. Suck on that Apple.