-First off, I'd like dedicate this to Will, a fine purveyor ofgreat live action and internet entertainment. You are truly a personwith a great sense of humor, as sick as shit could be at times.

Also, some of this gets dirty, I mean nasty. Fuck, I won't even showyou the disgusting shit, and there is plenty of it. To inquire about,look it up dum-dum, or you could ask Will or me, at least I promise todiscrete about it.

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dude, the best of Craigslist is amazing. Read a lot genuinely funnyshit, and even that was just mind-blowingly tragic. These are some ofmy favorites:

The 2008 Craigslist M4M Dictionary
http://www.craigslist.org/
(good advice to learn)

ass cleaning tips
http://www.craigslist.org/
(also good advice)


need a female companion 4 anything
http://www.craigslist.org/
(just sad, really)

RAVE: My Life Since Getting Out of Prison
http://www.craigslist.org/
(actually a real sad story)

Cop who gave me a ticket for drinkng in public – m4w
http://www.craigslist.org/
(we all have our own version of this tale)

josh from the frat house on 15th – w4m
http://www.craigslist.org/
(the clincher)



I'm going to put this message, along with other suitable ones, in anote. Hope everyone can enjoy and add to this gem, especially you.

Addendum:

Want it from behind while you play Super Mario Brothers ? – m4w
http://www.craigslist.org/
(pretty straight forward)




To my neighbor who I saw pooping in his yard yesterday – w4m
http://www.craigslist.org/
(pretty straight forward)

To the cute microbiologist who's gonna examine my stool – w4m
http://www.craigslist.org/
(ditto)

Free Hillary Clinton Campaign Material
http://www.craigslist.org/
(yep)

FREE BALLSACK/TEEBAG!!!!
http://www.craigslist.org/
(advertisement)

Stupid clock with day, month and date read out
http://www.craigslist.org/
(aging's a bitch)

Girls Piss Me Off ! ! !
http://www.craigslist.org/
(don't agree with the title, but the author has a strong argument)

A few older women looking for love, in all the wrong places. I mean, seriously, have you seen the fucking freaks on Craiglist?

You were being shoved into a Dallas Police car. – m4w
http://www.craigslist.org/
(true love)

Seeking Adult Drunk Clown for 30th Birthday party
http://www.craigslist.org/
(the first story you (Will) sent me and the shit that made want to share with the world)

I am not the author of any of these stories, just a fan. But seriously,this the tip of the nasty iceberg, Will will account for that. Watchout, don't ever click anything that has m4m, m4w, mw4w, mw4m, m4mw;basically, anything that has m4 followed by anything, don't click. Noww4m is acceptable, and w4w is actually pretty fucking kick ass.

I'd also like to thank Danielle for being the only other person thatwrites notes on an occasion, literature is precious; thanks to myclosest friends, Tuck's, the Boot, the Palms, Tippitina's, but not theFrat house cause it has gotten cheesier than Velveeta; thanks to NewWave music, Taco Bell, John James Audubon, Disco, Steel Reserve,Galaga, Nick Swardson, croissanwhichs, Vivaldi, Wikipedia, CraigNewmark, UselessJunk, Natty Light, Amir Blumenfeld, Pabst Blue Ribbon,Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Périgord, the Onion, and Doctors Pepperand Steve Brule, David Gilmour, and Aram Khachaturian. But most of all,I'd like to thank drugs, keep up the good work.

Hope someone actually read this stupid shit, motherfucker, I didn'teven do a project in high school half as good as this fucker is.