Of course it's easy to masturbate in your own house. You've had years of home-field training, but now it's time to play on the road. Parts of life may change during family vacation, but these guides are for one thing that won't: your need to masturbate.
Artwork by the great and grand Bree Goodrow
Artwork by the great and grand Bree Goodrow



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