Collector: hello is the united states available?
U.S.: Maybe who's this?
Collectors: I am a representative of a debt collectionagency and-
U.S.: (whispering off phone) shit, they used a private number
England is heardlaughing in the background, and a quiet "bloody hell you're screwed." is heard.
U.S.: Uhh no, umm, this is Canada. You must have the wrongnumber.
Collectors: We just heard England in the background.
U.S.: Yeah, uhh, theyare the landlord and all. Eh?
Collectors: This is just embarrassing-
A click is heard as the manager butts in.
Manager: Somfing wong?
Collector: I don't know China, they said they are Canada.
U.S.: Hey, what the hell is going on here?!
Manager: Ohh I see, day gonna wish day was Canada at da endof dis caw.
U.S.: F*ck you! These colors don't run!
Again England is heardlaughing in the background.
U.S.: sh*t can we defer the payments again?