Bruce Wayne walks into the kitchen of Wayne Manor.
Alfred: Good afternoon Master Wayne. I was making you breakfast, but then I noticed what the time was and upgraded it to a brunch.
Bruce: Brunch? What time is it?
Alfred: 1 p.m. sir.
Bruce: 1 p.m.! Fuck! Fuck fuck fuck!
Alfred: Something wrong sir?
Bruce: I was supposed to meet Gordon down at the docks at 11 a.m. to stop some thugs from shipping in drugs. Why didn't you wake me earlier?
Alfred: I'm sorry sir, but you haven't told me you had plans.
The phone rings.
Bruce: That's him now. He picks up the phone. This is the batman.
Gordon: Where the fuck are you? You were supposed to meet me 2 hours ago!
Bruce: I was? Today? I thought we said Sunday?
Gordon: No, we said Wednesday, how could you have misheard that as Sunday?
Bruce: Oh I see the problem. I'm looking at the calendar right now and it says that it is Friday today. Someone must have messed with it. I think Alfred is behind it, I swear sometimes he forgets his own name. I should probably let him go, but he has been with our family for so long, you know? Anyways, we'll catch them another time, I'm sure. Keep your chin up.
Gordon: There won't be a nex-
Bruce: Oops. Tunnel up ahead, got to go. Bye.
He hangs up the phone.
Bruce: Phew, Dodged a bullet there.
Later on in the evening.
Alfred: Look Mr. Wayne! The bat signal is in the sky. Gotham needs you!
Bruce Wayne enters in his Batman suit.
Bruce: One step ahead of you. Now where did I put my car keys?
Alfred: Lost them again, sir?
Bruce: I could have sworn I left them in the ignition, but I checked both the car and the entire cave, and they're nowhere to be found.
Alfred: Well, I haven't seen them. Try and retrace your steps.
Bruce: Ok. I came in from last night, and they showed that really awesome movie The phone rings oh hold on, it's Gordon again. This is the Batman.
Gordon: Are you on your way or not? What's taking so long?
Bruce: Yeah I'm on my way. It's just that I had to ehm oh look there is that tunnel again, got to go.
Gordon: Gotham doesn't have any tunn Bruce hangs up the phone.
Bruce: Close one.
He puts his cell back in his pocket.
Bruce: Oh look what I found; my keys. They are always in the last place you look. Am I right?
Alfred: Right you are, sir.
Batman is in the interrogation room with The Joker.
The Joker: He's at 250 52 Street, and she's at Avenue X by Cicero.
Gordon: Which one are you going after?
Batman: Rachel!
He jumps on his Bat-Bike and drives off. Five minutes later.
Batman: Where the fuck am I? Maybe I should have taken a left back there. Shit! This isn't good. I'll just ask that man running over there. Excuse me, sir? Could you tell me the way to Avenue X?
Gordon: Batman?! What are you doing? Why aren't you saving Rachel?
Batman: Gordon! It's you, ehm; I'm just messing with you.
Gordon: What? Rachel's life is in danger! Why aren't you saving her instead of messing with me?
Batman: There is plenty of time, chillax. I'll just take a right turn up here, and then I'm practically there, right?
Gordon: Avenue X is on the left! On the left!
Batman: KIDDING again! Haha, of course I know where it is haha. Later.
5 minutes later.
Batman: Shit, I'm lost again. I have for sure been here before; I must be going in circles. Why are there no signs in this city?
Two explosions can be heard all over Gotham.
Batman: Gosh darn it! Missed it by that much.
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