Life is too short to dance with fat chicks...

I write when I’m bored…and well…i have nothing to do lol…chancesare I’m going to be writing ALOT this summer…mostly about things thatget on my nerves…right now…its this

“Yeah I’m an asshole, so what?”
“Oh yeah? Well im an asshole, deal with it”
“her? psh fuck her! I told her i was an asshole”

Have you ever heard those lines and said to yourself “Man i wish i waslike that guy”? Of course you haven’t. Thats like hearing the words “itburns when i pee” and then envying the shit out of your “cool” oldercousin who used to buy you cigarettes and booze when you were in highschool but then stopped because his job at Exxon made him work nights.These are the lines that are often uttered by the self loathing andoften poor hung Douche bag, DB for short. The DB probably has ahorrible history with women, is sexually inadequate, and watches waaaaytoo much porn. These douche cocks believe that if they label themselvesin such a way, women will automatically assume they are what they saythey are and wont try to dig and find out what is underneath, which, ifi had to guess, would be low self esteem, issues with their mother, andan odd sexual fantasy involving John Tesh and a Goat named Sherli, withan I not a Y. They dismiss their social awkwardness and inability toconduct a simple conversation with a woman with three simplewords…“I’m an asshole”. I retort with, “No, your not”. Thats likehaving erectile dysfunction and calling your self a woman. The sadthing is that they feel that if they call themselves Ass Holes, thensociety will, in an odd sort of way, respect them. These guys haveprobably been pushed around a lot. Maybe picked on in high school,weren’t held enough by their alcoholic mother, maybe held too much bytheir creepy father, i dont know, im not a psychologist. What i DO knowis assholes. You Douche bags are giving us a bad name. Just because youdrop the ball with women like Michael J. Fox drops quarters near theparking meter, doesn’t give you the right to call your self an asshole.Your trying to hard too be something your not. Let it go my friend. Bewho you were intended to be. Do what you were intended to do. Fuck whoyou were intended to fuck. If my generalization of you people iscorrect, then i have all the answers for you right now. Dungeon Master;WoW; your right hand…OR left. And yes i can say you people, becauseas much as you people fuck with my every day life, there’s not a bigenough majority of you to start a civil rights movement or anything. Asfar as I’m concerned you shouldn’t even have rights. Hell, you throw inbad driving, a little bit of estrogen, and a diminishing sexualappetite, your basically women. Ladies if your offended by thatstatement…then maybe now you remember why I never called you back :)

Stay tuned for more notes…here’s an idea of what’s to come

“All women Lie”



“Buy my friends? Didn’t you go to Private School”



“Walk of shame? or Stride of Pride?”