The Body Goes to the Gym

Brain: Alright arms, we’re working on you today. You ready to hit the free weights?

Penis: Whoa, no way man. Did you see that hottie just go to the treadmills? We’re definitely running today.

Brain: No, we went running yesterday. Today we’re lifting.

Penis: If we don’t go over to the treadmills right now I’m going to get so freaking hard in front of everyone that you won’t be able to get me down without ice water.

Brain: You’re bluffing.

Penis: YOU KNOW WHO WAS REALLY HOT, WAS THAT GOOD WITCH FROM THE WIZARD OF OZ-

Brain: Ok! I’m going, geez. And still with the witches? I thought you were going to therapy for that.

Penis: Yeah it’s not working out so well. Anyway, mouth, we’re gonna need you to start things off with a hilarious joke, like “Hot enough for you?” or something, and then-

Eyes: And it looks like she just put her iPod in.

Penis: Damn! Ok, stay calm, we can still get through this. Hands, you take her headphones out, then mouth, whisper something funny like “I just took your headphones out” into her ear, then-

Brain: Then we can realize how that will lead to a restraining order and go hit the free weights instead.

Arms: Umm…let’s not.

Brain: What? Why?

Arms: The whole lacrosse team is over there! I don’t want them to see me lifting less than half of what they can!

Penis: That hottie on the treadmill will probably see too, let’s not forget about her.

Brain: Come on, arms, it’ll be fine! We’ve been working out a lot lately.

Arms: Since when does walking up the escalator count as working out?

Legs: Hey, you try doing that sometime!

Brain: Well, what should we do then? We need to get at least some exercise today.

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Penis: I know a good way to get your forearms some exercise.

Brain: Shut up, penis. We’re not doing that.

Penis: YO DID YOU SEE HERMIONE CAST THAT SPELL IN THAT LAST HARRY POTTER MOVIE SHE WAS LOOKING SO GO-

Brain: Fine, let’s go back to the room…