Capri Sun: I don't think I'm ready
Straw: You never let me in. If you loved me, you'd want me to be the first.
Capri Sun: I do, I do!
Straw: Then let me break the seal.
Capri Sun: I can't! I guess it's just the way I was made.
Straw: Ugh, this was so much easier with Hi-C
Capri Sun: You wanna go there? Then how about we talk about Junior Juice!
Straw: Look, she told me she was 18.
Capri Sun: Bullsh*t, she's tiny. I honestly don't understand how she could satisfy anyone.
Straw: I'm sorry, OK? It didn't mean anything to me. You're different than other juiceboxes.
Capri Sun: Then why can't you respect my decision to save myself?
Straw: LOOK BITCH, I WANT AT YOUR SWEET JUICES!
Capri Sun: Straw, NO!
Straw throws himself at Capri Sun, attempting to forcefully penetrate her. In his frenzy, he completely bends and mangles himself.
Straw: cough Ugh.
Capri Sun: Oh God, Straw. What did you do to yourself?
Straw: Was it worth it? The Banana Blast?
Capri Sun: sobbing Probably not.
Straw: Tell my parents I didn't die for banana juice.
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Straw: Come on babe, give it up.