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My Filthy, Stinking Roommate

So I was packing my stuff up to head back to school yesterday and stumbled upon these 5 letters in an envelope that were in this huge suitcase of crap from the end of last semester. I guess I accidentally threw them in my bag in a rush as I was leaving. Anyway, this kid Darren was my roommate in a triple freshman year and me and my suitemates complained about him all the time because he reeked of spoiled milk and rotten ass. One dude even had his dad who’s a lawyer write a letter to the administration. On top of it he was antisocial and acted all pervy when our suitemate’s girlfriend was around. I wonder if he’ll put up a stink about this.




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I work in Apparel at a department store, and I usually have to take care of the fitting rooms, like making sure clothes get hung up and put back and such. So, last week I get to work and began to check the ladies fitting rooms, and I get to the big one that's supposed to be reserved for handicap and women with small children, but some of the other employees will let whoever... Read More » in. When I open it, I see hangers everywhere, and 2 pairs of jeans stuffed underneath the bench. Assuming that someone had stolen jeans and left their old ones, I get down on my hands and knees and go to pick them up. Well, they were our jeans....and they were wet. Some lady who was trying on jeans peed in them and on the floor, and I got to discover it. I immediately dropped them and sprinted from the fitting rooms to the bathroom (that is on the other side of the store) to wash my hands. I washed them pretty much raw, but even so, I feel like they will never be clean.