Here is aconversation that took place online, completely unedited.  I never doanonymous chats, but I was competing with some others to see who coulddo the most amount of damage.  This is worth the read:

Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: ASL?
Stranger: but it says asl is boring
You: boring for those who have shitty asses
Stranger: lol. 17/f/AZ
Stranger: ASL?
You: 17/f/AZ!!!!!!!
You: what?
Stranger: carmen?
You: is this crazy??
You: YES
You: who is this?
Stranger: GAHHHHH
Stranger: who do you think it is dildo
You: what are the chances?
You: no way, i'm freaking out right now
Stranger: like 506 billion to 1
You: YA
You: can you call me?
Stranger: my mother would get suspicious… i supposedly writing a very enthralling lab report
Stranger: tell me of your omegle adventures?
You: nothing, too exciting
Stranger: really?!
You: I just go from chat to chat talking about nonsense
Stranger: there are a lot of pervs on this site.
You: ya
Stranger: this one guy was like are you a hot girl?
Stranger: etc etc. i eventually told him he sounded like a total tool.
Stranger: he told me i had no friends and got shit on all the time!
You: ya, that's why I don't stay in chats for too long
You: really weird people
You: I've had similar guys
Stranger: agreed!
Stranger: a lot of horny ones.
Stranger: what do you say to them
You: I just asked questions about them
You: but they were asking me perv questions
You: like this one guy was older and had kids!
Stranger: eww!
You: he said he had to put his kids to bed
You: ya
You: stop your lab report real quick and give me a call
Stranger: blah. fine. where is my phone…
You: okay, I'll stay on this so we can chat too
You: I'll grab my phone
Stranger: fail! i just called you!
You: what?
You: I must have bad reception by my comp
You: can you call the house phone?
You: I'll pick up right away
Stranger: sure thing.
Stranger: ready?
You: yep
Stranger: your dad picked up!
You: AH, I know sorry!
You: what did he say?
Stranger: hello.
Stranger: i was too scared to own up to the fact that i called at 11:40 at night. so i hung up on him! tell him i'm sorry
You: He doesn't care, we're all still awake
You: eh
You: I just explained to him what happened
Stranger: :(
You: i'm sorry:(
You: you might want to call again anyways
Stranger: no way jose you're calling my phone this time
You: my dad knows it was you though!
You: i would but I told him that it was you who hung up on him
Stranger: GAH!
Stranger: the house phone for sure?
You: yes
Stranger: why does this feel so suspicious
You: I'd just say sorry I hung up and ask for me
You: I'm sorry, this is my fault :(
Stranger: you SUCK
Stranger: you are IN BED
Stranger: YOU MADE ME WAKE UP YOUR DAD
Stranger: I FEEL TERRIBLE
You: what?
You: He knows though
You: I TOLD HIM
You: ahhh, my dad is an idiot
Stranger: lol.
You: he said I was in bed
Stranger: YEAH! alright well i need to finish this shiznit. then SLEEP. i miss you. call you tomorrow then?
You: okay, we can talk about this tomorrow
You: one thing, who is carmen?
Stranger: agreed. for all i know you are just a zombie in disguise pretending to be my best friend
Stranger: WHAT?
Stranger: you little fucker
You: good luck on your lab report
Stranger: question: what is my name?
You: dumbass
Stranger: yeah you are a total fuck. way to go asshat.
Stranger: but you got me good.
Stranger: props
Your conversational partner has disconnected.