Have you ever seen someone doing something so stupid you thought it should be against the law? Now they are, here are some laws that should never be broken.

Social Rule #20: There is such a thing as too much spandex. It's any spandex.

Social Rule #174: If you have a "usual" at any fast food place you need to rethink your eating habits. Even if you work there.

Social Rule #132: Leggins never equal pants. Ever.

Social Rule #33: Fanny packs never make you look any better.

Social Rule #193: There is an age limit on short-shorts, if you are over the age of 29 you are over the limit.

Social Rule #99: Don't mess with the dude taking your food order, he could be having a bad day and punch you in the face. Then stab you. Repeatedly.

Social Rule #144: If you order food by saying "I need" you "need" to walk more.

Social Rule #200: Speedwalking, it's not for the oddly shaped.

Social Rule #111: If you're wearing a tie dye shirt, you are not allowed to act tough.

Social Rule #19: It is never ok to say "Yo what's really good?" when over the age of 40.