A lovley day at the Free clinic.
I recently went to the free clinic to get tested, which I recommend you do so you can know what you working with. I went discreetly. I did not want anyone to see me go in or out the joint. I now I said I recommend everybody go get tested but you don't have to brag about it because every and anytime you go for one of them joints people be like uh huh I knew he had something.
So I entered. I got my number and sat down. I held my breath every time someone passed me talking. Because, I don't want to be the first brother hit with some new airborne shit and they name the joint after me. I don't want to hear Yo don't mess with him or her I heard they got the "Pedro". I even was opening the doors with my scarf. Anyway, I seen the first physician and they asked why did I come today. I told him, "Doc I came to see If I'm still in the fucking game or should I retire my bat?" He said oh that's a good idea to be checked. I was like yeah because Chlamydia is being passed out like free lunch these days. So he sent me back so I could be called back. I heard one dude trying to kick it to this chick that look like she tongue kissed a dragon. He had the nerve to ask her did she come here often.
Now, I'm really holding my breath. Then, this fine ass nurse called me in to the office. She said, I had to get a physical to check to see if I have any infection. So I had to drop my pants. Now, I'm praying my nuts still smell like baby powder (that's right I baby powder my nuts, because if a female go down there they will feel comfortable to nuzzle up to my testicles and take a nap). So I dropped my Dragon Ball z boxers and some cock eyed dude came in. I was like oh hell no. She stayed there and watch this dude grab my nuts and squeezed the tip of my dick like milk going to shoot out. He said I was good. He also said, "My, he got an excellent scrotum it reminds me of Billy Dee Williams. Don't, he have a mighty great package?" The nurse replied, "Hmmmmm?, I seen better on decayed corpses."
After pulling my boxers and pants up and cursing her ass out, the Doctor gave me a cup and told me to feel it up. I left and proceeded to the bathroom. I filled the cup up and stared at it. I was so embarrassed because my urine looked like Hennessey. So as I walked back dudes laughing pointing like damn son is that piss or you cracked a beer open? So as I seat there with hot golden piss in my hand I waited for my number to be called. Finally, my number was called. I started walking from the back of the room. Everybody was staring at me. Thank god, no one recognize me. Then all of a sudden I heard, "Peeeeeeedddrrrrrrrroooooo Leeeeeeeeee" I got so nervous I drunk my cup full of piss.
This dude (I'm not going to call Terry name out) came up to me and asked what I was doing there. I quickly crushed the cup and said, "IIIIIII got lost so I came here to ask for directions." He told me he there all the time, in fact they cured him from so much shit he got a std ez-pass. This means he doesn't even have to wait inline. So, after he left my presence. I went back to the bathroom to refill the piss and finish my swab mouth, blood, urine test. I am proud to say people that I aim negative and clean as a whistle.
WOOOOOOHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But my scrotum still doesn't resemble Billy Dee Williams.