In adequately sharp definition!
The Moon landing was a hoax. It was actually Mars. We didn't want to brag.
I wasn't a bad wrestler because I lost matches or I couldn't make weight. It was the uncontrollable farting whenever I got pinned.
I just found out my dad was a huge stud in college. Apparently he banged both the girls across the hall from me during Parents' Day.
Z, the last letter in the alphabet, indicates sleep when there are many. Zzzzz. A, the first letter, indicates being very awake. Aaaaaaa!!!
Rule of Thumb
It's not a finger."Don't You (Forget About Me)" by Simple Minds was a song made for the film "The Breakfast Club," the entire cast of which was forgotten.
Whenever you see someone driving a Corvette or any other expensive car the immediate reaction is "Wow that guy must have a small dick." But whenever I drive my scooter around for some reason no one assumes I'm hung.
Using Draino is like throwing money down the drain.
I don't buy Welch's grape juice. I'm always afraid that the company will send goons to take it back.
105%: Issue One Hundred and Sixty
8 Beer Innovations We'd Actually Use
I Superglued Her Door Shut
The Troll: Mars, Merriam's, and Bacon Dogs
More Realistic Depictions of Star Trek Technology
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The Troll
Humor Us
TLDNR
Regret Everything
The Graphic Truth
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