In adequately sharp definition!
The Moon landing was a hoax. It was actually Mars. We didn’t want to brag.
I wasn’t a bad wrestler because I lost matches or I couldn’t make weight. It was the uncontrollable farting whenever I got pinned.
I just found out my dad was a huge stud in college. Apparently he banged both the girls across the hall from me during Parents’ Day.
Z, the last letter in the alphabet, indicates sleep when there are many. Zzzzz. A, the first letter, indicates being very awake. Aaaaaaa!!!
Rule of Thumb
It’s not a finger.“Don’t You (Forget About Me)” by Simple Minds was a song made for the film “The Breakfast Club,” the entire cast of which was forgotten.
Whenever you see someone driving a Corvette or any other expensive car the immediate reaction is “Wow that guy must have a small dick.” But whenever I drive my scooter around for some reason no one assumes I’m hung.
Using Draino is like throwing money down the drain.
I don’t buy Welch’s grape juice. I’m always afraid that the company will send goons to take it back.
Amazing Dad Magic
10 Ways to Make the Internet Better
Flowchart: Do You Like Me?
Pop-Up Notifications in Real Life
Every Time a Bell Rings
The 15 Best Christmas Movies of All Time
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
