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Number of Ice Breakers Played

Lies
Truths
Respect for RA
Percent hot girls’ names learned
Percent ugly girls and other guys’ names learned
How excited you are to finally be in college
Amount you focus on girl with low cut tanktop

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Experience Points

My girlfriend and I were watching movies when I started to get a bit frisky, grabbing at her lady parts. "Not so fast," she said, "you need to grind first." Confused, I told her that dry humping hurts me. "No I mean grind for experience points, you need to romance me a bit before you get access to those levels." I nearly fell off the couch... Read More » laughing. She doesn't even play rpgs.