Do your parents not understand technology? Do they ask you stupid questions? Do they send you absurd text messages? Do they use words like “MyFace,”“SpaceBook,“or “The World Wide Web?”
And thank God we’ll never be as dumb as they are!
Blake C, University of Montana
I just heard my mom tell my grandma, “Facebook is like a giant party line!”
Leah Cockrell
My aunt thinks mozilla firefox with aol.com set as the homepage is the new version of AOL.
Francesco P
The other day my Mom picked up my blue scientific calculator that I hadused for Chemistry in high school. After flipping it over and examiningit thoroughly for about a minute she asked, “Is this a blackberry?”
John M
My mom has a Jitterbug.
Steve Calvin, SFU
In the syllabus my professor wrote “No cell phones or texting.”
Meghann Henry
My dad uses the word “video” every time he searches for something on Youtube.
Jesse Potts, WWU
My stats teacher uses Yahoo groups as the class website…
M , Florida International (FIU)
I am a stand-up comic. The other day my parents sent me an email that said “This is a great website to post your comedy videos on.” Under that there was a link for “Youtube.com”
Eitan L, Yeshiva
My dad thinks WTF means Wow That’s Fantastic.
Brandon John





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