Suitable for all ages except the Renaissance.
Door knobs have the most germs, we should stop telling people to slob on them.
I thought it was ironic that my girlfriend had to work on "Labor" Day, though I'm assuming irony wasn't the first thought of whoever had to clean up the placenta in her cubicle.
I've known my best friend since we were in diapers. We met in 7th grade. Middle school was kind of awkward…
Screw Top Wines…
The motto of the people who drink them.Why is a school zone 20 mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for perverts.
I just quit my job at the Duty Free Shop. It was infinitely more work than I had first expected
My girlfriend and I fuck like rabbits, while nibbling on celery.
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10 Brutally Honest Coffee Mugs
Inquisitive George Visits a Hospital
More Realistic Depictions of Star Trek Technology
The 10 Best Ways to Ask Someone to Prom
Almost Reading
The Troll
Humor Us
TLDNR
Regret Everything
The Graphic Truth
CollegeHumor Interview
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