Kanye [con-YAY]
noun.
-to believe the world revolves around you.
-to act oblivious or in direct opposition of social customs whilst considering oneself “cool”.
-to declare oneself the spokesperson for a generation and “guiding” said generation with crappy rhymes and autotune.
-to ruin another persons moment of recognition.
Synonyms:
-douche, douche-bag, ass-clown, douche-nozzle, moron, prick, “special”, nut-case, and Kevin Federline.



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