In color. Actually, two colors: black and white.
In school, I gave 110%. No wonder I failed math.
My grandfather winked at me when he told a secret, turns out the secret was that he was having a stroke.
Most boring super-hero battle ever
Aquaman vs. Storm IN OUTER SPACE.I just had a really nice dinner and a lot of wine at the Space Needle in Seattle. I got so drunk the room felt like it wasn't spinning.
I wonder how cheerleaders on strike protest.
Are socks like condoms for people with foot fetishes?
You're an alcoholic if…
…you call Ping Pong Balls, "Beer Pong Balls."Going though airport security is like a really boring obstacle course.
I get mistaken for other people all the time. Like last week at a bar, a girl mistook me for someone who wasn't going to stare at her tits during our conversation.
People talk about having "mind-blowing" sex. I'd rather have dick-blowing sex.
105%: Issue One Hundred and Sixty
#PostYourBestBobDeNiroFace
Pizza Is My Girlfriend
Kim and Kanye's Baby Name Brainstorm
Dad-O-Vision: How Dads See The World
Almost Reading
The Troll
Humor Us
TLDNR
Regret Everything
The Graphic Truth
CollegeHumor Interview
Twidiots
