In color. Actually, two colors: black and white.
In school, I gave 110%. No wonder I failed math.
My grandfather winked at me when he told a secret, turns out the secret was that he was having a stroke.
Most boring super-hero battle ever
Aquaman vs. Storm IN OUTER SPACE.I just had a really nice dinner and a lot of wine at the Space Needle in Seattle. I got so drunk the room felt like it wasn’t spinning.
I wonder how cheerleaders on strike protest.
Are socks like condoms for people with foot fetishes?
You’re an alcoholic if…
…you call Ping Pong Balls, “Beer Pong Balls.”Going though airport security is like a really boring obstacle course.
I get mistaken for other people all the time. Like last week at a bar, a girl mistook me for someone who wasn’t going to stare at her tits during our conversation.
People talk about having “mind-blowing” sex. I’d rather have dick-blowing sex.
The 8 Stages of Staying Up All Night
Christmas Gift Org Charts, Through Life
10 Roommate Red Flags
Drinking Games for the Mature Adult
10 Ways to Make the Internet Better
Pop-Up Notifications in Real Life
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
