by Alex Watt on September 25, 2009

• "Fauxhawks are Fauxreal"
• "Future Jon Gosselin"
• "Individuality is Essential"
• "Magna Cum Laude"
• "Tippecanoe and Tyler Too"
• "Strong Mafia Ties"
• "Waiting for Marriage"
• "Please Kill Me"
• "Knowledge is Power"
• "Sharing is Caring"
• "What is Love?"
• "Beets, Bears, Battlestar Gallactica"
• "Watch 'Gary Unmarried'"
• "Fake Tattoo Shirt"