Professor: Ok, now that I've gone over the syllabus, are there any questions or comments?
The Guy In The Front Row: First!
The Fat Guy: Gay.
Professor: Uh..Wha…I think we should all be kind to one anot…
Kanye Lookalike: YO IMMA LET YOU FINISH BUT BIOLOGY HAD THE BEST SYLLABUS OF ALL TIME
Professor: Excuse me…
The Cute Girl: Yeah…Kanyegate…I see what you did there…
The Cute Girl's Not-So-Cute Friend: LMAO
Professor: So the attendance policy…
The Late Guy: Simpsons did it.
The Early Guy: South Park too.
Professor: Are you referring to Professor Simpson?
The Soccer Mom: Oh geez I don't know how to say anything…
The Old Guy: Me neither. Can anybody hear this?
Professor: Did everybody understand the grading scale?
The Stoner: TLDNR
The Sleeper: Haha that Kanye's a jackass
Professor: You should really reply to your peers correctly…
The Class Act: I love History!
The Entire Class: Wrong subject, n00b!
Professor points to the guy who's had his hand up the whole time
The Guy Who Always Has His Hand Up: Have sex tonight! StudStudentFinder.net!
-Thanks to George for suggesting this and CH for "inspiration"
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