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The Graphic Truth / The Bigger Your Lecture Hall

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Attendance
Chance that you're a communications major
Attractive members of the opposite sex
Attractive members of the opposite sex spoken to
Ability to fart in class without being blamed for it
Chance this is the "professor that rides in on a motorcycle at some point during the year"
Time spent napping
Chance you're enrolled in the Galactic College of Quarblezox

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