Shark Week
Did you hear the one about the appendix? It's a real side-splitter!
I walked in on my parents having sex
You should see my face on the video tapeConfused Entourage Fan at the Emmys
"How the hell did Kevin Dillon miss out on a best drama nomination again?"Douchebag? Or Schizophrenic Douchebag?
I think my sick Ed Hardy shirt speaks for itself.I just got done reading a book about podiatry. The footnotes were incredible.
Ex-Girlfriends are like assholes
I'm sorry, let me rephrase that. Ex-Girlfriends are assholes.Two Words Guys Hate
Don't and stop. Unless you put them together.The Camera Adds Ten Pounds
I find chewing through the lenses to be the toughest part.I would say that weak ejaculation is my only shortcoming in life.
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