In a strange turn of events, pro-rape groups have begun protesting at showings of the new Tucker Max movie, "I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell."

The movie is based on Max, an internet celebrity and God to college students everywhere, and has struck a nerve with numerous feminist and anti-rape groups.  Many of the pre-screenings, held during a nationwide tour, were protested by both, claiming Max and the movie to be ˜promoting rape culture' and that the characters ˜objectify women.'

Despite never being accused of, or convicted of, any sexual crimes, Max has been labeled a ˜rapist.' These accusations have caused Pro-Rape groups to make a few rare appearances, and join in on the protests.

"We're not protesting the movie," stated SHGAARG (Super-Hardcore Guys Against Anti-Rape Groups) President, Joe Thompson.  "We're protesting the protesters."

"These people come out here and label him a rapist, and its offensive to us.  We've spent our whole lives gaining the attention of others because of how badass we are. We have sex with whomever we want.  This guy [Max] is a pussy, he actually talks to girls.  I can't even get an erection if a girl wants to have sex with me, I'm that fucking badass."

The FBI chimed in on the topic, by completing a World-wide investigation of every woman on Earth. 

"After talking to every female on the planet, we've come to the conclusion that no one has ever told Tucker [Max] ˜No'," claimed Federal Agent, Michael LaPorter.

"We had a bit of a snag back in July when one girl in Southeast Ghana claimed to utter the words ˜please stop' during sex with Max.  It turns out he discontinued intercourse with the young lady and urinated in her only shoe."

When asked to comment on the investigation, SHGAARG's Thompson stated, "You see!?  There are tons of us out there, forcing ourselves on these women, and all these protesters are concerned with is some douchebag womanizer. They should focus their attention on me.  When I call a girl a fat bitch, I put my D in her B, whether she wants me to or not."

"I'm badass."