The Problem With Red Lightsabers

Obi-Wan: Can’t argue with you there.

Anakin: And another thing-

Obi-Wan: Whoa, whoa. Is that a new saber in your holster?

Anakin: …What? Haha, no way man. Same old one I’ve always had.

Obi-Wan: Nope. The handle’s totally different. Let me see! Let me see!

Anakin resists, but Obi-Wan wrestles it away from him.

Obi-Wan: This looks so badass. How do you turn it on?

Anakin: It’s not working right…

Obi-Wan presses a button, revealing a red blade

Obi-Wan: Sh*t, you’re turning to the dark side aren’t you?

Anakin: Oh man, you ruined it! It was gonna be all dramatic and stuff.

Obi-Wan: Well why’d you make a new saber beforehand? 

Anakin: I just thought it’d be weird, ya know? A Sith Lord with a blue lightsaber. Plus, I had to get Galactic Empire business cards printed up and figured I’d get it all done at once.

Obi-Wan: Ah…so…should we fight or something?

Anakin: I think we’re past that point.

Obi-Wan: Right. Cool, so…good luck then? I guess?

Anakin: It’s been fun. I mean…not that fun. But. Ya know. Thanks.

Obi-Wan: Well, see ya around maybe!

They do an awkward bro hug

Obi-Wan: Haha, don’t kill too many of us!

Anakin: No promises.