Hotness of significant other
Masturbation
Happiness
Ability to recite her phone number from memory
Excitement about video chat sex
Opportunities missed
Awkward proms attended
Probability you transfer to a community college and then she dumps you
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The Longer You Stay With Your Highschool GF/BF Freshman Year
Hotness of significant other
Masturbation
Happiness
Ability to recite her phone number from memory
Excitement about video chat sex
Opportunities missed
Awkward proms attended
Probability you transfer to a community college and then she dumps you
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