Some excerpts from the zombie population’s answer to the popular book ‘The Zombie Survival Guide.’
Illustrations by the illustrious Owen Parsons.
Human Survival Guide
Illustrations by the illustrious Owen Parsons.
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An ex and I were hooking up on my couch while she was on her period. We put a towel down, so we didn't stain the couch. Hours later we got home from the bar with my buddy who was really hammered. He layed right on the towel. After cracking up for 5 minutes I had to slide it out. He'll never know, but the world needed to.
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