Brian Murphy

10 Famous Quotes That Were Cut Short







“Let he who is without sin cast the first stone, Craig. Seriously dude, stop throwing rocks.” – Jesus H. Christ














“No man is good enough to govern another man without that other’s consent. And if you don’t like it, too bad. I’m the president.” – Abraham Lincoln















“It’s better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all. That’s what I keep telling myself, anyway. Man, she was hot. I am going to be thinking about that ass for a long, long time.” – Alfred Lord Tennyson













“Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are. But feel free to shoot yourself in the face. That is not a waste.” – Kurt Cobain







“Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall. No, not that one! That was the only thing keeping the commies out.” – Ronald Reagan






“An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind. Which isn’t necessarily a bad thing. The married guys know what I’m talking about. Am I right, fellas?” – Mahatma Gandhi







“There never was a good war or bad peace. Except that one time when we freed ourselves from the British. That was awesome. Overall, I would say that was a good war.” – Benjamin Franklin







“We have nothing to fear but fear itself. Oh God, I think I see a spider crawling up my pant leg. Get it off. GET IT OFF!” – Franklin D.Roosevelt







“Let my people go! No? OK, what if we leave you all the fat chicks?” – Moses














“Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius — and a lot of courage — to move in the opposite direction. But what do I know? I’m only Albert Fucking Einstein.” – Albert Einstein
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When I was in seventh grade I had a math teacher that considered herself tech savy. She would teach a lesson and then mess around on her computer. One day, after getting frustrated, she asked if anyone knew where the "any key" was on the keyboard. We tried to explain that she could press any key but she could not grasp the concept. She spent the rest of the class... Read More » period looking for the "any key".