“Let he who is without sin cast the first stone, Craig. Seriously dude, stop throwing rocks.” – Jesus H. Christ
“No man is good enough to govern another man without that other’s consent. And if you don’t like it, too bad. I’m the president.” – Abraham Lincoln
“It’s better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all. That’s what I keep telling myself, anyway. Man, she was hot. I am going to be thinking about that ass for a long, long time.” – Alfred Lord Tennyson
“Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are. But feel free to shoot yourself in the face. That is not a waste.” – Kurt Cobain
“Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall. No, not that one! That was the only thing keeping the commies out.” – Ronald Reagan
“An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind. Which isn’t necessarily a bad thing. The married guys know what I’m talking about. Am I right, fellas?” – Mahatma Gandhi
“There never was a good war or bad peace. Except that one time when we freed ourselves from the British. That was awesome. Overall, I would say that was a good war.” – Benjamin Franklin
“We have nothing to fear but fear itself. Oh God, I think I see a spider crawling up my pant leg. Get it off. GET IT OFF!” – Franklin D.Roosevelt
“Let my people go! No? OK, what if we leave you all the fat chicks?” – Moses
“Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius — and a lot of courage — to move in the opposite direction. But what do I know? I’m only Albert Fucking Einstein.” – Albert Einstein













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The Ten Internet Plagues
10 Things You Were Going to Do This Winter, But Probably Didn't
20 Phrases You Hear During Graduation, and What They Really Mean
I Think My Draw Something Partner Might Have Been Kidnapped
25 Phrases You'll Hear When You Go Out, and What They Really Mean
Weed Strains Named After People You've Smoked With
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
Remember when you thought Robot Unicorn Attack was the coolest game? You were an idiot.
Little known literature fact: Dr. Frankenstein was only trying to DRAW a monster that would terrorize villagers.
It's like people on the Internet have never seen a boob before. Come to think of it, many of them haven't.
"I guess these are cool. If you like that kind of thing. Whatever. " - Porsche owner, moments before bursting into tears.
Anyone who DOESN'T want to live in the Hobbit houses is crazier than Denethor.