Y2K10 Compatible.
The Commandment Moses “Lost” on the Way Down From Mount Sinai
11. Thou shalt stone to death he who brought these Commandments downI got thrown out of my company’s annual family picnic, because apparently there are multiple ways to interpret the term “sack race.”
You Know You’re an Alcoholic if…
…your bottle-opener-chain has some keys on it.I imagine
If you put a scale upside down on the floor it would just explode under the weight of the world.I tried selling drugs to kids but they were too smart. They have someone test coke before they buy.
“Only you can prevent forest fires”
No pressure.Hunting would be a lot more difficult if deer had calendars.
Reporter or Murderer looking on the bright side?
“At least 50 people were injured in last night’s attack.”Sounds Pants Make When You Walk
Jeans: Swp Swp SwpCords: Thwt Thwt Thwtrnrn
Cargo Pants: Fgt Fgt Fgt. Because cargo pants are gay.
How to find a list of douches
Go to YouTube and search “fall out boy acoustic cover.”Ironically, Chumbawumba never actually “got back up again”?
10 Roommate Red Flags
Facebook News Feed History of the World: World War I to World War II
iPhone Airplane Modes for Other Vehicles
News Feed History of the World: January 2012
What People Will Say They're Thankful for This Thanksgiving, And What They Actually Mean
Pop-Up Notifications in Real Life
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
