Y2K10 Compatible.
The Commandment Moses "Lost" on the Way Down From Mount Sinai
11. Thou shalt stone to death he who brought these Commandments downI got thrown out of my company's annual family picnic, because apparently there are multiple ways to interpret the term "sack race."
You Know You're an Alcoholic if…
…your bottle-opener-chain has some keys on it.I imagine
If you put a scale upside down on the floor it would just explode under the weight of the world.I tried selling drugs to kids but they were too smart. They have someone test coke before they buy.
"Only you can prevent forest fires"
No pressure.Hunting would be a lot more difficult if deer had calendars.
Reporter or Murderer looking on the bright side?
"At least 50 people were injured in last night's attack."Sounds Pants Make When You Walk
Jeans: Swp Swp SwpCords: Thwt Thwt Thwtrnrn
Cargo Pants: Fgt Fgt Fgt. Because cargo pants are gay.
How to find a list of douches
Go to YouTube and search "fall out boy acoustic cover."Ironically, Chumbawumba never actually "got back up again"?
105%: Issue One Hundred and Sixty
7 Technology-Friendly Sex Positions
That's My Butt
The 10 Most Stupidly Expensive Pieces of Junk on eBay
8 Gross Infomercial Products Someone Actually Spent Time Inventing
Almost Reading
The Troll
Humor Us
TLDNR
Regret Everything
The Graphic Truth
CollegeHumor Interview
Twidiots
