Man, I'm bored. I wish I could drive, or maybe do something that would relieve my boredom and make me less inhibited. Drink some magic liquid, maybe; ah, what a crazy dream.
Oh, oh, wait! Dude! Victoria's Secret commercial! Get back in here! Oh, Adriana Lima, so hot. Oh man this is amazing. I can't wait until we're in college, I bet all the girls there look like Gisele. Oh, this is so hot, I can't wait until all the girls in our class have boobs like that.
Oh man, that commercial was great. So hot.
Well, I'm hungry. I'll go get my mom to make me some pizza rolls once I'm able to stand up.