Jacob Simon

After Dinner Cocktail or Euphemism For Depraved Sexual Act?

1. Rusty Nail

2. Snowplow

3. Flying Camel

4. White Russian

5. French Connection

6. The Superman

7. Grasshopper

8. Strawberry Shortcake

9. Velvet Hammer

10. Mudslide

11. Creamsicle 

12. Angry Pirate

 

After-dinner cocktail: 1, 4, 5, 7, 9, 10, 11

Euphemism for depraved sexual act: 2, 3, 6, 8, 12

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