Let’s take a brief look at the history of these United States:
Armadas
Brits
Injuns
Frenchies
Tea
More Brits
Whigs
Blacks
John Wilkes Boothes
Blacks
Rich People with Electricity
Poor People without Electricity
Germans
Alcohol
Women
Germans
Japanese
Adolphs
Russians
Lee Harvey Oswalds
Vietnamese
Russians
Blacks
Great White Sharks
Blacks
Disco
Blacks
Iraquis
Blacks
Muslims
Mooninites
. . . Don’t hate the player, hate the game.
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