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American History

Let’s take a brief look at the history of these United States:

Armadas
Brits
Injuns
Frenchies
Tea
More Brits
Whigs
Blacks
John Wilkes Boothes
Blacks
Rich People with Electricity
Poor People without Electricity
Germans
Alcohol
Women
Germans
Japanese
Adolphs
Russians
Lee Harvey Oswalds
Vietnamese
Russians
Blacks
Great White Sharks
Blacks
Disco
Blacks
Iraquis
Blacks
Muslims
Mooninites

. . . Don’t hate the player, hate the game.

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A Christmas Larceny

I used to work for a chinese computer company that no longer exists; one Christmas Eve a man comes into the store right as we are closing and counting money and insists that we start up the Point of Sale system again and sell him the video card he reserved online. We tell him that the computers have been shut down and all the transactions of the day batched and sent to the... Read More » credit card vendor. He keeps telling us that it's already paid for etc. and we keep telling him we can't process any more transactions until the morning of Dec. 26th. He then takes out a revolver and makes us lay on the floor while he steals the cash drawers and takes off. Turns out he had in fact reserved the video card online and his full name, address and phone number were in the system along with his email address; i bet his New Year sucked.