Pickup Lines Of 10 Historical Figures

My boyfriend and I have a code name for masturbating, we call it "napping". On occasion though he can be quite dense and forgetful and not quite understand/realize that I'm flirting. One day while I was bored in class I texted him asking what he was doing, he replied "Taking a nap." I then asked him "All alone?" as to start up some flirting. He... Read More » then replied again saying "No, I'm with the dog". I burst out laughing in the middle of my lecture hall...

February 9, 2012