13 Generic Facebook Statuses

You ever notice how the same types of statuses keep showing up? They seem to always follow along these lines:

1. The Overreaction:
Noah is OH GOD MY LIFE IS RUINED 4 EVA OMG OMG WHY ME GOD OMG OMG

2. The Pay-Attention-To-Me:
Noah is just trying to live, even though every day is a struggle andit’s incredibly hard since everyone hates me and left me forever :(

3. The Literal
Noah is facebooking.

4. The Crazy:
Noah is OMFG I’M GOING TO KILL HIM/HER BECAUSE OF WHAT HE/SHE DID!!! OMG OMG KARMAS A BITCH LOL BUT REALLY YOU’RE GOING TO DIE

5. The Song-Lyric:
Noah is livin’ on a prayer! Take my hand, and we’ll make it I swear! WO-HO! LIVING ON A PRAYER!!!

6. The Luckless Lover
Noah is thinking about her…does she even know I exist?

7. The Nerd
Noah GOT TO LEVEL 37 IN WORLD OF WARCRAFT AND CAN NOW TAKE DOWN SUPERDRAGON PYLON GULFLORDS!!!111!!1 OMG BEST DAY EVER!!1!

8. The Looking-Ahead
Noah can’t wait for summer! Only 7 months left!

9. The Emo
Noah is waiting for school to end, but it doesn’t matter because winterwill probably last forever and suck the joy out of the air and thecolors out of the scenery and I’ll just listen to music and paint mynails as black as my poor lovelorn soul.

10. The Druggie
Noah is Getting high! LOL! (No but really)

11. The Idiot-With-The-Obvious-Double-Entendre-Who-Thinks-He-Is-Really-Clever-But-Is-Really-Just-Stupid